Political and Epicurean Musings

Why bring broccoli lentil casserole into the world?

It is a psychotic delusion to believe that a wheat free glutein burrito is going to save the planet.

Liberal veganism and pretentious snobbery is a metaphor for what is wrong with America today.

If I want a Twinkie, and there is some milk fat in it, so be it, and “thank you Mr. Cow!”

If I want a cheeseburger, hot damn I am going to have one and “thank you Mr. Cow!”

I can only imagine how exhausting it must be to eat so meticulously: soy cheese, tofurki, seitan tacos.

It is my belief that people who spend their days planning salads and veggie sautés have never seen someone die, or tried to save a life, or just had to think outside their own box for more than 1 minute. For god’s sake, just have a hotdog already and get on with your day!

And thank you Mr. Cow!